| ESIABA IROBI The Kingdom of the Mad (for
B.J. alias Biodun Jeyifo) I B. J., as you know, poetry, for all exiles, begins in Flight. The British Airways plane hovered over Lagos, like a wounded albatross, then, headed North, towards Ibadan, emitting its jets of smoke over smaller cities: Ife, Ondo, Abeokuta, Ekiti, and the green forests, the markets, rivers, lakes, valleys, plains, mountains and the smouldering savannahs of the hunch-backed landscape we once called our country; over the kingdom of the mad, and its greedy, corrupt populace grinning gangrenously, below, like wounds on a punctured, suppurating heart; over Nigeria, a fiction on the edge of extinction. It jetted round the neck of Olumo Rocks like a curse, straightened its neck, blessed the skull of the earth with its urine-streaked droppings, then, banked westwards, its iron wings scizzoring the wind and the clouds and the light with fury like a hurricane nicknamed the tail of the devil. Airborne, now, I look down. How secure and powerful it makes one feel to look down, from these heights, and see one’s own country and people as damned, see them as toothed vulvas waiting to bite off and chew into pieces whatever you put like a bone between their gaping, yapping, flapping, oversized, omnivorous lips: food, foolishness, manifestoes, your penis, even urine from an aeroplane, raining down their open-ended throats like a sad, lugubrious poetry ; the poetry of power… And suddenly, it dawns on me that this must be what it feels like, I mean the ecstasy of power. This is
what seduces us all. This feeling that one can soar above it all, and feed on it, alone, like a gifted vulture, like our late president who, it has now been confirmed, died from an overdose of viagra pills. Had esoteric tastes in women. Every hue and colour. Every
shade and shape. Every style. Every position. Including `The
wheelbarrow’ which dumped him into his shallow worm-cushioned grave. And so , B.J., from the comfort of this seat, empowered by the cheap red wine, the distance, the height, the British Council fellowship, and, the dazzling, blinding light, the country spreads out below like the carcass of a gigantic cow rotting in the sun, its future, a capsized
canoe on the ox-bow loops of the river Niger crawling below. I
survey all, like Ozymandias, and smile. One day, this country will explode, with a terrifying force, the force with which the engines, like the imagination, rage against the fuselage’s and the wings’ craving for the earth and gravity. It will explode! In the hands and faces of its makers. It will explode! Like a crude Biafran bomb! II And now, as the plane begins its cruise, in high
altitude, across the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert, towards the
tropic of cancer, towards England, on a clear September day I take a final glance at what was once my country, and sigh, as all exiles always do, and begin to sing,
inwardly, without words, in all the colours of sorrow, about the
destiny of my country and of all exiles like me, who leave never to
return: I spit upon the laws that thieves have made To give the crooked the strength to rob the straight. I spit upon a country so full of wealth Yet millions wallow in squalor and in want. I spit upon the flag that flaps like a rag On an iron pole planted on the vision of pregnant generals. I spit upon rabid religions that defend a hell on earth and preach a heaven beyond this mire I spit upon the education that turns into stenographers A generation that could have been philosophers visionaries and revolutionaries. Upon this whole damned nation of mine do I spit. And while I spit, I weep. III Join me, B. J. in this epic of a cynic, our nation’s nunc dimitis, my ballad for her rigor mortis, which I sing on my way into exile, and while I sing I weep. Join me, with your baritone, brandy-mellowed voice, even from across the Atlantic, from the other shore littered with exiles, like beautiful seashells on a tourist beach. Join me. I didn’t know you too had fled. Some omniscient African-American egghead at Harvard told me. B.J. I can hear you from here. My sorrow is oceanic. Join me from Cornell! Nothing will stand between You and me and the pain of history this song contains: The cruelties of history. The fangs of our history, As sharp as the jaws of the desert and vast as the Sahara. As deep as the Atlantic which, now, cannot stand between us and our demon song! So, B.J., join me in this Booger Dance before the cortege arrives and we become another shard amidst a pile of shattered shards in an exploding continent. And do
you notice, B.J., how, as one escapes further away from the boundaries of our nation, the surreal reel of the iniquities of our history begin to unfold faster and faster in the memory like slides from Shoah? B.J. do you realize as you read, that I am what I have always been: a student of holocausts, a scholar of genocides, a professor of pogroms; a research assistant of exterminations, ethnic cleansing and all other exciting atrocities of the twentieth and
twenty-first centuries… IV Ah, my compatriot, B.J., do you remember the beauties of nineteen sixty-six exhibited as the masterpieces of our
history in the galleries of the North? Do you or do you not? The human heads baked in an oven before they were fed to
dogs. The female breasts sliced off with axes and scimitars. The vaginas and male genitals scalped with rusty scizzors; The spoils of an incestuous war. * Skulls trepanned with swinging axes. Necks chopped off on auction blocks. Eyes roasted like groundnuts before they were fed to
vultures and other fowls of the air. * The human brains used to repaint the dirty asphalt of the one road we have traveled since nineteen sixty-six.* Corpses tipped into mass graves, some left to the caress of hyenas, the delight of vultures and the phalanges of the
wind. The valley growing with bones and rotting flesh.* The bodies of little children floating down the river, clutching , like tiny green-white-green flags, the fragments of our future. * Do you recall the memory of the Igbo woman who brought home, like a trophy, in a suitcase, across River Benue, across the river Niger, by donkey and by bicycle, by head and by train, the quartered pieces of her husband’s body. * It is happening again, B.J., it is happening again. At the turn of a new and doubtful century, it is happening again and of course, you sef can see how we have been standing here for half a century , knee-deep in ashes, like embalmed sentinels, waiting for the sign of a new life, any green thing that can sprout from this valley blooming with bones, blooming, like Malagatanas paintings, with its harvest of
skulls. V Yes, B.J., the iniquities of our history will shame
Mosseley, shame Mussolini, shame Hitler, shame Enoch Powell, shame the
Roman Arena, shame Carthage, shame Rwanda, shame even
History herself. I
spit upon the laws that thieves have made To give the crooked the strength to rob the straight. I spit upon a country so full of wealth Yet millions wallow in squalor and in want. I spit upon the flag that flaps like a rag Above an excrement of pregnant generals And the new monkeys with the conductor’s stick. Upon this whole damned nation of mine do I spit. And while I spit, I weep. Look
at them, B.J.: The whirling dervishes of our history,
politicians of the third and final republic, with their spin doctors and dream makers, sorcerers and shrinks all spinning round and round like the possessed prophets of Baal, stabbing themselves, cutting up their bodies, out of whose
holes nothing flows, neither blood nor water, nor any juices of the spirit, since these animals are meat, mere meat, fit only to be barbecued or roasted or baked or even
cremated. I mean the leaders. Since they are by their nature, toxins, inedible, and for the sake of their immediate humanity, should be handcuffed, shaved, upstairs and downstairs, put in a leaking boat and pushed into the Atlantic Ocean, where they will find, among the monsters of the deep, the
bones and relics of their ilk, snorkeling among the ocean floor, among the polyps and corals , the skeletons of a drowning history! Here they come again. Here they come! Look at them. B.J., International Thief Thiefs. See their eyes? And their
stinking arses, their balding patches and trembling eyelids, (See, they are
making juju with their eyes now) puckered faces and leprous hands
cradling their crystal balls, their luminescent balls. Hear their
grand epics, their chants and great incantations…The prisons have been
emptied, the parliaments are full…The donkeys are neighing, the
horses braying, the bulldogs roaring, the hyenas throwing up…Meanwhile the
hen returns to roost without her brood of chicks because a
python lies at the threshold, his stomach bulging with eggs and the
bones of the only cockerel left. The compound walls are falling. Creepers crawl over our homestead. But I
continue to sing, B.J., because, as you know so well, it is only the homing
pigeon who has left the loft and journeyed forth, and returned,
bloodied and brained in the skull, pebbled in wing and beak, who recites anew the myth of the land. VI Join me Odia Ofeimun, you who were once a poet, a fine poet, whose favourite poet is himself . You promised us , at the Anthill, to write us an epic
titled: Go Tell the Generals. Where is that great epic? Who are the publishers? Why do I not have it in my hands? Reciting it like a mantra with a rage and an energy close to violence could have saved me this labour, this despair, since I know the power of your gifted hand. Odia, where is that great epic? Or have you published and launched it between the thighs of a thousand white women across whose smiling thighs, thumping groins and applauding pelvises we all seem only able to writhe these
days? Join me Benjamin Okri, you who refused to send me a little
money out of the Booker prize to pay my rent in Liverpool. Ah, the brotherhood of man. My bank manager was looking for me all over Liverpool with a shot gun and two men wielding lead pipes at the time I sent that SOS. So join me in this incantation that wards off evil spirits
at home or in exile: In London or at Cambridge. The flames of the
torches we once carried in our hands are now succulent scallops in which the wind dips his magic tongue again and again and smiles and smacks his lips so redolent with sweet
pussyjuice. Join me Femi Osofisan, from your office in Ibadan. As I told you at Leeds, the Monsters of the Deep are still feeding on my soul like the teeth of a thousand piranhas. Femi, I hope when I die, someone will stand at my graveside and recite with a tremulous voice, this epitaph: We have gathered here today, in Aba to mourn a stubborn poet called Esiaba, who deeply believed that there comes a time in every poet’s career when he or
she must have the guts to call a cunt a cunt even if it is his own
fucked-up cuntry. I spit upon a country so full of wealth. Yet millions wallow in squalor and in want. I spit upon the flag that flaps like
a rag above the kingdoms of the mad. And while I spit, Femi, I
weep…. Kole ,
I hear you are now in South Africa. Doing great adverts for mobile phones from the USA. How will Karl Marx feel in his grave now that you appear On billboards for conglomerates, how will Trotsky feel? Lenin, Stalin, and Chairman Mao, how will they feel? Have we betrayed them, compesino and comrade, have we ? "But what else could we do? Afterall the Berlin wall had
fallen and we had been hoovered out of our country like crayfish in a trawler’s net sweeping the ocean floor. Uprooted like tender cotyledons by a whirlwind, the tenants of the
desert." Kole, I too have joined the rat race , running my own race through the academic track. Reading and writing and
teaching by day, playing the lottery at night in crowded malls.
Dreaming like Sampson and Salubi, about becoming a millionaire!!!
Waiting for my first million. To build a library in Aba. The second
? To marry seven wives. Father seventy children. Form a new Marxist
party! Overthrow the government. Bring you all home. Make you
ministers! Ministers of culture! Ministers of the Future!!! Future
Prime Ministers! Join me, Afam Akeh, you who chose the path of a different
truth The road to the cross, on our way to Golgotha. Join me, as I exorcise, in words and songs, the terror at the heart of this epic, the eternal fear gnawing at the sinews of my soul. Join me as I begin to dirge and redream for the future of our children who may return to a no man’s land, a home happy with the laughter of gunfire whose national anthem is a
twenty-one gun salute and spurts of human blood jackson-pollocked on that rag, that everlasting rag: that green white green
rag. VII Join me, all you who are the remains of what remains Of my generation. We are those the future forgot. Beleaguered and despised, banished and dispossessed. We who were blinded before we were born. And branded thereafter. Friends, you who were once alive and happy and writing, I just want you to know that before we return from this interminable exile our country may no longer be on the map of the world. It may have been erased, its dross, the ashes and the dust a military priest flings into the graves of pregnant generals who died fucking up
their country So, join me, Ossie Melody, you who thought you had found the final metaphor for our country, broken pots. Crouched in that industry you believed would make you immortal, how could you have known that we would all become, in the end, the pieces of the pitcher at the
riverside, fragments from that singular fall! Shattered, we cannot go
home with the water neither can we return to the stream with the
waterpot! Laa n’udo; laaa n’udo, nwannem nkem huru n’anya… B.J. I
dreamt, last night, that I was journeying through North America (I have already urinated all over Europe) And somewhere near Cornell, at John F Kennedy airport, some monkey-faced, caucasian immigration officer said to me, staring at my green passport, Republic of Maicuntri? This country no longer exists. Like Biafra, it has been wiped off the surface of the earth by the Beasts of Sandhurst and the Demons of Democracy. What remains are the marks of their paws. The milestones smell of blood. And the children learn to count 123 as in Uganda and Rwanda, with their fathers bones and skulls. Stringing them like numbers on an abacus. Join me Professor Emmanuel Obiechina, you who taught me how to tell poetry from prose, the essential difference between ethical morality and literary morality, who also showed me how to shape and sharpen a lance and plant it like a flagpole between the ribs of your
nation, hurl it into its distended belly like an Olympic javelin and watch from a safe distance, the pus oozing out like jets of crude oil from its contused abscesses, The horror O the horror. Join me, my beloved Prof. The baton you wanted to keep on the floor of scholarship, I have taken up and I vow the relay will continue forever. And tell Chinua Achebe, whose own song ends this book, That I want you, my fathers, to know and remember and
recall, that at this point in my life and career, that I despaired. That as I write, something more profound than pain, more primordial than mud, more destructive than rage or angst, more orgasmic than sex, something beyond words, some deep seismic force, beyond the subtle serenades of the wounded
heart, and the thousand agonies of exile, propelled this hand and heart to the dirges and funeral songs emitting like
sparks from a flint, a whetstone worn out by the knife’s
persistence on stone, some primal power beyond my intellectual
pretensions, something some poets claim is the well-spring of verse,
masters, let me call whatever it is that fuels this feeling of
anarchy and bitterness, and despondency about everything we left
behind, everything we lost, the decimal humiliations that sweeten
our exile, the memory of our dear dear ones, all those we left at home, on this journey of damned and damaged souls, let me call this elusive thing, this feeling: Love. Kingdom of the Mad was first published in Sentinel Poetry Online in July 2003 Top |