CHRISTIAN WARD Civvies Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! Wilfred Owen None of the class could put their uniform on in under a minute, fit their gas masks and speak in a BBC accent. Two ran off to explore World War Two but got lost in the Blitz. Boys cooed at machine gun nests and gagged at the taste of canned
beef, mistaking it for mustard gas. Everyone laughed at the tour guide’s rendition of "Oh! It’s a Lovely War" but wept when someone’s mobile phone went off, blaring Michael Jackson’s "Billy Jean". Some of the older children vowed to enlist in Kitchener’s army if he was still around, tattooing God Save the King on their forearms during lunch. Nobody chewed the words of "Dulce et Decorum est" thoroughly. At the end of the day, everyone carved trenches into their desks and stared at the clock, waiting for it to drop like
a bomb. ‘Civvies’ is the 3rd Prize
Winner, SLQ Poetry Competition July 2010. Top |